There is no profound interest in this film; there are naked women alright; there is some macho attitude; cooking talents are scarce; but it is pretty fun to see the girls being bad cookers; and mostly, it is very fun to watch them getting nude.
Colin starts the 3 short films a bit like porn films: “hi, I came to fix the tv”. Except here it is: “hi, I came for the cooking show”, after what the girls get quickly into the subject of getting rid of their sexy outfits.

Unfortunately, I did not know Houston, nor Teri Weigel, nor Raylene and Chandler. If you have seen one of them in a film before, it must be a pleasure to discover them in real life: at home, with light sexy clothing, preparing some bizarre food, and rubbing it over their bodies. Of course, those films are very ironical.
The film is presented as some kind of documentary. The title suggests sarcastically that it is going to tell you the truth about porn stars: they can cook. But the “who cares” on the cover lets you guess this is rather a soft porn and nothing about cooking.

So the interest is just the fun, even though it seems quite ridiculous, macho and pointless at first sight. Each one of the girls has her own style. They all play more or less their dumb-porn-girl role. But there are also faint interviews about their current works. And each of the girls manages to impress Colin, proof of originality, by telling him a story about them.

Houston is very amusing and self-mocking. You might compare the incongruous situations to a bad Monty Python show because of the unfitting manners put together. Houston is naked, her boobs peeking out of her apron, preparing a cocktail with vodka, a cigarette in the hand. And she says “kids, if you want it to work, do this and that”. In the start, Colin explains they are going to use vodka instead of water. She says warily “don’t - do - that - at - home”. She’s globally hilarious! And she even manages to amaze the sleazy Colin revealing she had people drink liquor out of her ass!

Houston handling the “turkeybastor” while preparing her jello vodka shots.

Pouring marshmallows into the jello bowl.

Raylene and Chandler form an almost standard couple, tough lesbian. They have fights about who did this or that, and whether the other did that thing that way or not. Not really striking. But they participate in providing good jokes for the DVD. Some you might even use with your friends. As an example, Chandler makes a visual joke with a banana: putting it in her mouth, moving it back and forth, and smoke coming out of her mouth. Impressing! Chandler licking muffin’s frosting off Raylene’s breast, belly and even pussy hair lasts several minutes, it is hot.

Teri talks a lot about her mother and Colin talks a lot about sex to her and doing her on the table. There is a lot of kissing and hugging. It seems too much. The shocking part is that her husband is sitting behind, with the crew, laughing. Teri chose a full America set of kitchen clothes: apron, gloves, t-shirt for Colin. She likes to ironically bless America while working on the cooking. Noteworthy, Teri has an excellent technique for breaking eggs, two at time!

A little talking-break during the preparing of Teri’s brownie.

In the end, the films are fun, but maybe not totally hilarious. It’s good fun to watch with your friends. I would not recommend it for a nice evening with your girlfriend. But you can also watch it all by yourself, because there are really thrilling boobs, nipples, butts, pussies and lickings.

Bonus:
Pictures with no real interest.
An episode of Colin’s sleazy friends, with Teri Weigel and male porn star Ron Jeremy. This is a little bonus for the fans and gives the context to newcomers (the context is… well, sleazy). Nothing smart goes on this talk show; it’s mostly people-talkings with and about porn stars. Note that Teri does not like her clothes and gets integrally naked at the start of the show. The men don’t dare doing that much and stay dressed.

There is a sequel to this DVD : Cooking with pornstars for the holidays.

Directed by Colin Malone. Year : 2002. Language: English, not subtitles. Dolby Digital Stereo. Zone: All.